Horrible Song

You know what song I hate? 'Cherry Pie' by Warrant. You feel me? OK, back in the 80s it was a neat song. I say 'neat' because it was a shitty song back then too, but it was acceptable in that era. Now you're able to see it for the piece of shit that it is. And it's no secret I don't like Warrant anyways, so I could be a little biased here. But one thing I like to do when I have to hear this song is change the lyrics. Here's an example or two...

He's my cherry pie

Drinking water from his ass until it's dry

Looks so good, make a gay man cry

Sweet cherry pie

Oh yeah

OR

She's my cherry pie

Punch her in the face until she cries

So much blood running from her eyes

Sweet cherry pie

Oh yeah

Even with those lyrics it's still shitty, but at least it's tolerable. You know what I mean?