The other day I was short on cash and in need of toilet paper, so I went to the local CVS to see what was cheap. I found these 2 giant CVS brand economy rolls for $1.15 each. These fuckers last about a week a piece at least. But they're single ply. I guess that's what I should expect from the economy stuff. And that's the problem. It's basically the same stuff at work too. It's cheap, rough, and not very comfortable. So now after almost 2 weeks of using this stuff my asshole almost feels raw. OK, OK, not almost feels raw. I believe it is raw. It certainly feels that way. You know when you have a cold and you're constantly blowing and/or wiping your nose, and your nostrils get all red, sore, and chapped? Imagine that, but on your chocolate starfish. I'm thinking of buying a tube of Chapstick for it. Or I wonder if they make Carmex for rectal applications.