Rituals

How many of you gentle men out there have certain things you do when you piss at a urinal? I know I do. I like to tilt my head back, close my eyes, and relax. And at work in the men's room for 3 months, I've noticed a hair that looks like a pube or some shit stuck in the light fixture over the urinals. I notice it as I look up every time I piss. And I wonder if it is indeed a pube, how did it get stuck in the light fixture? Anyways, recently I went to take a piss and as I am full tilt back and relaxed I cough. And it was a healthy full throat cough too. And as I open my eyes I noticed the fucking pube is gone. Where did it go? I have no idea, i must have blown it out when I coughed. So where did it go? I have no idea but I hope it did not land on me any where. Especially if it was a pube. I searched all over too. I couldn't find that sucker. I just hope it didn't land on me somewhere. Somewhere I couldn't see it. That would really piss me off if it did.