Weird Dream

I recently had a dream I need to tell you guys about. I'm not sure where it took place, but I was working in some sort of parts store or whatever. But here's the freaky part, Kris, Kim, Kourtney Kardashian and Bruce Jenner were spokespersons for the company I worked for. And they came to my store to do an in-store appearance. So they came, do a meet and greet, the usual celebrity horseshit. So after we close the store and everyone begins to clear out, I notice Kris (the mother) is hanging around while I clean the store. So eventually she comes over to me and we exchange glances, then a few words (that I don't remember). Next thing I know she backs me into a table and jumps on me. And we start making out like sex crazed teenagers. In my defense though, she looked like Kim with short hair, OK? Not the older lady she really is. But before things got too hot and heavy she pulls away and says "Wait, we'll have to finish this when I get back." So I ask "Where are you going? When will you be back?" She just tells me it's a secret and walks away.

So then the dream fast forwards and it's the next day and me and the rest of my employees are at work when it's announced that as a publicity stunt Kris, Kim, Kourtney, and Bruce are being launched into outer space later in the evening to promote my company. So there's a big uproar and I start bragging about my impending relationship with Kris and people ask "What about Bruce?" I'm like "Fuck him, who cares? He's not my problem." Then the dream fast forwards again.

Now it's the evening and moments before the launch. As we're getting ready to close the store a homeless man comes through the door ranting and raving. We try to calm him down and ask what's wrong. He points to a T.V. and yells "LOOK!" And the news breaks in with Late Breaking News. they show footage of the shuttle launching and then exploding. Next you can see 3 people falling through the fiery debris trying to free themselves from their seats so they can parachute. Finally they free themselves and deploy their parachutes and float safely to the ground. Suddenly someone points out that there was only 3 people not 4 that escaped. So as I'm staring st the T.V. I hear someone say "I hope Kris wasn't the 4th one that didn't make it." That's when I was startled awake.

Pretty weird, huh? Not sure what was more disturbing, the fact that I had a dream about the Kardashians or that they were going into outer space.