Ever stole a shopping cart from a grocery store? There really is no need for it, but it sure is fun, isn't it? Actually the best part is leaving it in your buddy's living room once you've stolen it. Hey what am I gonna do with a fucking shopping cart? Let that dickhead figure it out.
You know what I like to do? I like to walk up and down the aisle in a grocery store and pull all of the coupons out of the little coupon dispensing machines. I collect them all and then I find a place for them. They might think its a treasure of coupons. They may be having a shitty day and that could be their silver lining. Y'see? I'm always trying to help other people.










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