Recently I have quit biting my fingernails (toe nails are still fair game) (just joking). But for real it's been about 8 days now and I have never wanted to bite my nails more than I want to do right now. I have no idea why. The more white at the end of my nails that I see, the more I want to bit them. It drives me nuts, it's like they're taunting me.

That reminds me of another joke. A pirate walks into a restaurant and the hostess notices he has a steering wheel stuck to his crotch. So she takes him to a table with plenty of room.When they get to the table he says, "This is an awfully big table." And she says, "Yes, well I noticed the steering wheel sticking out of your crotch." He goes "Aye it drives me nuts!"